The Brexit Trilogy

(please forgive for typo and grammatical errors, I am typing fast. )

firstly thank you for liking my parody and ripp off of these stalwart tunes. Yes, they were chosen deliberatey, and I feel represent half of this nation's thoughts and feelings about the lunacy occurring right now. They are,I feel a symbol of protest agianst the very people who have put political ideology and party over the nations concerns... No I am not a patriot, but I do think and feel, that what's occurring is dangerous. 
Howver, I hate tories and  using Tory tunes (that they love so much) and  slapping them in the face with them, is -as far as I am concerned- hugely satisfying. 
What has become increasingly nauseating, and what led to this parody of a trilogy of texts,is the term Brexit itself.  It began a few months ago, When I asked people on-line on Tory paper's (mail, Telegragh radio 4 BBc Breakfast  ect) what the  term "Brexit" means, they are happy to call me some Trotsky twat, buit they don't answer. 
I think, that they think, it means they can pick and choose what they wantwhen they finally leave the EU. Which is from a legal standpoint, is totally impossible. The treaties themselves are legally binding documents that cannot be cut without cost to most of the people living here; and the people who will suffer the most are the poorest because the rich will get away with it. 
Also the free trade agreement set up with the EU becomes void, we would have to pay more for our goods we get from the EU nations, and many companies are not building here, but using factories in Europe to do finishing work that gets started here. So companies would have to either move to Europe, or charge more for simply moving goods through a long tunnel. They will opt for the latter. 
In fact the more its looked at, the more its really destructive. 
That aside, as I said, I asked people what Brexit meant, and nobody -and I mean nobody- answered me.  So, I did some research and some thinking. The term was coined on a blog by some political bod about two years to three years ago. The tories  kippers and labour leavers liked the sound of it, and said it everywhere, like lemmings, yet nobody grasped it.
So I looked intoit. I obviously thought that the prefix  /Br/ in front of the word "exit" must naturally mean Britian. (Well it could mean Brian, or Broadband or Brandy, the fact is no one knows) it is an inferance that we have to accept as being valid, even if it isn't.
Then there is "exit"  Now, this is a jolly word. To start with it does not denote a door. Yes, we have the word "exit" over  doors,just about everywhere... its an assumption that Brexit means walking through a door and out of the EU.  Yes, it is a nice cute metaphor or allegory, But the Tories use it in a unique way. They don't say they want to "leave" the EU, they say that Brexit is our option, this infers that there is a "leave" strategy, which is what they don't want, or a "Brexit" strategy which is what they do want. However, they don't actually know what that is, because if they did, they would have done it by now.  So... we are no further forward...so I did some real digging... I went to the heart of the English language and my volume of the OED to findout what Brexit meant... it weasn't there...my lexis dictionary is over five years old. However, it did have the term "exit" and this is a jolly word... To start with its not Exit, to denote a nown or doorway remeber our exit is with a small /e/  this form of exit  means liteally "to die".  Its in the OED. 

This now means that the term "Brexit" does have a prescise  and literal meaning. It means the death of Britain. So...whether, they actually know it or not, these patriotic twerps who are waving their union Jacks and chanting Briexit, Brexit Brexit  are literally chaniting for the death of Britan.