American guru stole my mind

American success guru stole my mind
Tell you been getting comments,
looks down in dour Cardonald
Every time I open a door
I bring joy to the room
Hear phone ring I sing
Turn on tap clap
Give a fig
dance the highland jig
Them stone faces don't often crack

He's reeled me in
selling my soul
for don't be real
be real , real , real ...