Better dead than drunk
By well-wisher
Fri, 23 Feb 2018
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"I'd like to buy a bottle of Vodka,please", asked Tommy.
"Sorry son", said the liquor store owner, "But you're only 18 and I can't sell alcohol to anyone under 21".
Just then however, Tommy had an idea and went next door to the gun store.
"I'm 18 years old and I'd like to buy a gun and bullets", he said.
"Thats perfectly alright", said the gunstore owner with a smile, "You're old enough to buy a gun".
In only a matter of minutes, Tommy had bought the gun and, after loading it,went back into the liquor store and pointed it at the owner.
"I'd like to buy a bottle of vodka,please", he said.
"Sorry son", said the liquor store owner, "But you're only 18 and I can't sell alcohol to anyone under 21".
Just then however, Tommy had an idea and went next door to the gun store.
"I'm 18 years old and I'd like to buy a gun and bullets", he said.
"Thats perfectly alright", said the gunstore owner with a smile, "You're old enough to buy a gun".
In only a matter of minutes, Tommy had bought the gun and, after loading it,went back into the liquor store and pointed it at the owner.
"I'd like to buy a bottle of vodka,please", he said.
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made me laugh - thank you!
Permalink Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on
made me laugh - thank you!
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There must be a satirical
There must be a satirical program, paper or website somewhere which would be delighted to use this stuff. Meanwhile thankyou for a free laugh
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Very apt in America's current
Permalink Submitted by Kurt Rellians on
Very apt in America's current situation! Try to circulate this to as many American citizens as you can.
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