The Collector!

By Denzella

Fri, 13 Apr 2018
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Oh, Charles, why couldn’t James have collected stamps? This man is a policeman and he says our son has been caught on CCTV ram-raiding cash machines. You’ve always spoilt him so I blame you for this. Why? Because if I’d known I could have knitted him a balaclava!

 

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Comments

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on

Ha, ha, smiley very funny.

You've got the knack of this I P down to a tee. 

Jenny. x

 

Submitted by Denzella on

Hello Jenny,

Thanks for the read and comment.  This IP came about because I didn't read the word count on a competition properly.  It said  500 words but I read it as 50.  What a chump!

Moya x

 

Submitted by Di_Hard on

How have you managed to cram parenting techniques, philately, cashless society, privacy issues, guilt and knitting into 50 words? With a joke???

 

Submitted by Denzella on

Hello Di,

Thanks for the read and comment.  In answer to your question, it's because I never know when to shut up.  Will be popping over to your page soon.

Moya