If I were God

I wish that I were God

I just feel I could do it better, ya know?

I've spent many a long hour

Sitting through the silent nights

Thinking up my divine plan

Are you curious?

Here, I'll tell you anyway

If I were God,

I would kill everything

I can tell I'm losing you

You're thinking, "This guy's crazy, and probably a likely canidate to be a serial killer."

But that's not the case

I'm a vegetarian, I won't even swat bugs

It's just that there can be no existance without suffering

To kill one thing is to create more suffering

To kill everything is to end all suffering