Game of Moans 6: ‘Hand’

“So Jaime,” said Bronn, as they stood at the bus stop, waiting for the next bus to The North; “Now that you have only one proper hand, how do you… you know…?” - Bronn gestured in a way that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

“How do I what?,” said Jaime.

“Do… you know… the deed?”

“What deed?”

“How do you… attend to business?” - more gesturing, which vaguely resembled tugging and pulling.

“Milk a cow?,” suggested Jaime.

“No, you know...” - Bronn looked like he was polishing a thin glass.

“Oh that!,” said Jaime. “I only need one hand for that.”

“Yes, but aren’t you right handed?”

“Yes, but I am perfectly capable of wiping the blood off my sword with my left hand.”

“‘Wiping the blood off your sword’?”

“Will you stop nudging me?”

“Sorry.”

[ end of part 6 ]