Christmas.

A little girl and boy entered a drawing room, and saw two men talking. They saw them, and went to the back, finished their conversation, and beckoned them in. The little girl went first, and said "Father, what did you get me for Christmas?" Her father replied, "A very expensive doll, dear," letting her feel the curls for the first time. She then asked the other man, "Uncle, what did you get me for Christmas?" He looked at her and said "Nothing dear, but to celebrate your family's fabulous wealth I give you this 10 dollar coin, and if you keep it all your Life, I'll buy you a present in your next Life." She looked at him and smiled and said "I am hardly likely to need it since I am His Majesty's daughter."