Manky Panky

A Park
A Bench
A Couple
A Stench

His beard stained by Special Brew
Tennants super and Diamond white
His teeth a witch doctors necklace
Pool balls without a white

Then along comes a lady
With a toothless prison grin
Chin caked with chip fat and sick
And a heart jam packed with sin

She winks him a come get it smile 
He squeezes a dirty tit
She straddles Mr. Handsome
And they make a shape of it

Love like any other 
It don’t cost them a penny
Better getting a stinky moment 
Than never getting any