The broodmoor social

We all met in the pub
In the old kings road 
A brand new story to be told
Passed on by those in the know 
Though the broodmoor gates 

Fake tan
White van 
Overnight flight coming in from Japan 
Bunch of wide boys with a half baked plan 

The name is Mr Yota
A real straight shooter
Steals to order on his electronic scooter  
An experimental AI
Can compute Pi
To 5 million places in the blink of an eye 

From the botanical to the mechanical he's smuggled the lot 
Yota is on hook 
Got to play the book 
All because his brother got kinky
In the airport toilets in Helsinki 

It's a real steal 
We ve already made a deal 
With a geezer who likes control finance on the inter-webs 
To social engineer all us plebs 

The computation rules the fifth estate
For global freedom the age is late
The algorithm will make the bars of the panopticon prison 
Those who think themselves free
Live in fantasy 
It's a real steal me old matey