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Some say there's a million fish in the sea 

I really hate when they say that

I know there's plenty of fish but how, I say,

How the hell am I supposed to fish without a rod?

I don't even have any worms so how do I catch these fish?

Do I have to fashion a spear and do it myself?

No.

Screw that, i'm going to go to a cafe, i'm looking for a person

Not a fish. I'm allergic to fish anyway.