Two Old Men and A Baby Belling Cooker

Oh, come on in my mate Marnie.
Would you like a nice jam sarnie?
Then we can get down to some full blown blarney.
Like that time we met Reg Varney.

We went to Butlins on me Beezer.
It were a great old bike, but a bit of a wheezer.
Reg turned out to be real nice geezer,
And unlike now, we didn't need a visa.