Crazy poem (LOL)

This won't make any sense at all 

if I could rap I give you a call 

it is hard to think I'm in a mall

i sit down and give you a ball 

 

i threw a loo roll in the air 

oh dear i don't have a spare

and i don't have a pairs

now as it coming down 

it dancing like Fred astrair 

yep this doesn't make any sense at all 

my brain has gone crazy 

don't give me a call 

do I get on the floor and crawl

or be in a pub or in a church hall 

 

so stamp your feet  and be in rhythm ( that miss spell all the time) 

i promise that it won't take much time 

oh i love to suck on a lime

and when i suck on a lime

it makes me want large and lime

and then i think i need something to eat

oh no i don't want to eat red meat 

 

now if you reading this and you think it sounds kind of silly 

sorry but my name is not billy 

It's okay to be a silly 

oh no it's a bit hilly 

oh i feel kind of silly 

the words are now in a race 

but i think let's hear some bass 

 

a poem can be all bad and sad 

this one i say is a little mad 

and it oh so bad 

 

so now as I say good bye 

I'm going to stay up all night 

and brush my hair a thousand times 

 

so i like to say to you  oh no 

it flew out of my head 

then i drop a letter on the floor ( like we had never been there before)

 

this is not a rap no way 

it's just me writing something 

insane today 

hope it got you in your funny bone 

and made you giggle  all day