Agony Uncle

By AceV

A spoof of the usual Agony Aunt columns.
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Dear Paranoid Wife

By AceV on Thu, 23 Jan 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, I feel that my husband is having an affair. I don't know what to do. Can you help me please? Dear Paranoid Wife, Just stop being so...
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Dear Worried-About-My-Penis

By AceV on Fri, 24 Jan 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, I have a personal problem to do with my body, and I wasn't sure who else to turn. I have a growth growing on my penis, and I have...
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I-Miss-My-Husband

By AceV on Sun, 26 Jan 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, My husband died this time last year. I really miss him, but I've been dating someone for a few weeks. The problem is, I feel guilty...
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Wants-To-Get-Stoned

By AceV on Mon, 27 Jan 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, I just brought some weed, and I really want to get high on it. I invited a friend to get stoned with me. He said he didn't...
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My-Boyfriend-Doesn't-Like-My-Clothes

By AceV on Thu, 30 Jan 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, My new boyfriend tells me he doesn't like the clothes I wear. Whenever I go on a girls' night out, it doesn't matter what I wear,...
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I Have A Pestering Girlfriend

By AceV on Sat, 01 Feb 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, I have a real problem with my girlfriend. We work together, and we see each other three days a week. But now she's saying she wants...
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My Boyfriend Annoys Me

By AceV on Sun, 09 Feb 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, My boyfriend really winds me up sometimes with his habits. He misses the toilet when he pees. He leaves the toilet seat up. He...
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I Have A Jealous Girlfriend.

By AceV on Thu, 13 Feb 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, I love watching music videos that involve Beyonce or Rihanna. But my girlfriend gets jealous whenever she catches me watching them...
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Didn't Buy Girlfriend A Present

By AceV on Sun, 16 Feb 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, My girlfriend's complaining at me, because I got her a card for Valentine's Day, but I never actually got her a present. Should I...
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