I-Miss-My-Husband

Dear Agony Uncle,

My husband died this time last year. I really miss him, but I've been dating someone for a few weeks. The problem is, I feel guilty about dating him when I miss my husband. Is it wrong to be dating when I miss my husband. Is there a certain amount of time I should be grieving, until I can start dating again?

From I-Miss-My-Husband

Dear I-Miss-My-Husband,

So your husband died a year ago, and you're dating again? Yes, it's wrong. If your husband dies, you must never date again for the rest of your life. You're a whore, and you must break up with your new boyfriend RIGHT NOW!