Wants-To-Get-Stoned

Dear Agony Uncle,

I just brought some weed, and I really want to get high on it. I invited a friend to get stoned with me. He said he didn't particularly want to. And now I'm upset. Am I just being petty? It does mean I have a doobie to myself.

From Wants-To-Get-Stoned

Dear Wants-To-Get-Stoned,

Your friend doesn't want to get high? It's no wonder you're pissed, I'd be pretty pissed as well. On the one hand, yes, you do get a doobie by yourself. But then again, your friend's a bitch for not wanting to get high with you. He doesn't respect you, and you don't need friends like that. Enjoy the doobie, and write to me again if you still want someone to get high with.