Monday

An information-only report was filed yesterday
in a category that doesn't fit.
Poly pockets fidget side by side uncomfortably,
Creating friction and static which begins to build.
Have you seen the minutes from last week?
I allocated them in advance in accordance
With our agreed priorities for progress.
Now the minutes are gone.
I am still here.
Late night actions cause a deficit in my time budget.
The morning coffee's shared like a guilty secret,
Helping us to sit up, look smart, shape up.
Good morning, I am speaking, how can I be perceived to help?

My notational scales have slipped into vagaries.
The strategy sub committee of the 1st is sliding,
Colliding with Daisy's fundraising plans,
Resulting in blueberry muffins made of consultation
And a strategy that will result in £74.50 next Thursday
If Maureen has a good day at the bingo.
How can you evaluate this?
I am starting to think that muffins represent a Soft Outcome,
Empowering communities to sustain themselves,
A partnership of providence, an innovative way of delivering
Measurable outputs for the third sector...