DON’T SAY ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

By alp

Fri, 10 Oct 2008
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Please don’t discuss your love life;
What you got up to last night.
I really don’t want to know,
If you had on something tight.

Don’t talk about your love life;
What you did and in what way.
How erotic you can be,
Is not something you should say.

Your bedroom activities,
Or raciness wherever,
Aren’t conversation topics,
To involve me in. Ever.

Let your voice speak of dull things;
Rubbish that does not matter.
Please don’t mention your love life,
For I’d only envy her.

3 October 2008

Certificate 15
Patience is a waiter
Humour

Comments

Submitted by Caolan_le_Paddy on
Great poem, loved the last stanza. Loving it (Y)

Submitted by Bradene on
Nice poem, though I found it more sad than funny. Perhaps I'm reading it wrong, I'm a bit of a softy. Val x(-;