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Bells of jubilation rang throughout the southern quarter, quarter of England tonight; after a little known P.R spokesman, gave a  would be TV personality with blonde hair, and no disability whatsoever, the title of  "minister for the disabled."
Speaking about her new position Ms McVicar is quoted as saying: "I love the disabled, especially the dead ones." When asked why, she replied: "So I can display them on my walls at home".
Having asked her if she has ever met a disabled person before, she replied: " I have met many: in stables and on farms, and in the country side. I even have one that I ride at weekends."
When it was explained to her, that in fact she was referring to horses and was told very precisely what defines  a disabled person, she became increasingly upset. 
"Well...we cannot have these people sponging off hard working tax payers like myself. I have heard they get better you know. In fact, I heard of one man who was claiming D L A,actually  grew a limb back the other day. Its true. I read it in the Daily Mail." 
When she was informed that she had no brain and was only given the job, by the PR man, as a PR stunt to make him look good. She is quoted as saying: "David Cameron is a really nice man, who works very hard."
She then stomped off in a sulk, her Jodhpurs were following behind at a discreet distance. 
We asked the PR man David Cameron, about his reason for putting Ms McVicar in the position of minsiter for the disabled as it seems very clear, to most thinking individual's, that she has no defined disability and was only given the position because she simply likes horses.
He replied thus: "Well, I'm glad you asked me that..." He began. "...As you know I work really hard, every single day, to make sure that we have a Britain that we can be proud of. Esther McVicar, for me, sums up what the disabled people in Britain should be aspiring towards."
When he was asked what he meant by that, he replied: "Well, blonde of course! Now I have to rush! my mate Gidours is in China and he's hoping that the Chinese will accept me as a friend on Facebook. 
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