Eamonn's Pants

Eamonn's pants are red and blue
With footballs on the gusset
The lining is of cinnamon
So dark it's almost russet,
Their size is small to medium
Elasticated briefs
With his name sewn in the lining
To deter the would-be thiefs
Because Eamonn's pants are special
From the gusset to the bum -
Eamonn's pants are special
They were made by Eamonn's mum.