Four by four

4 x 4

My lack of vocabulary,
annoys the constabulary,
who see it as burglary,
of the witness inside of me.

My next door neighbour had a hysterectomy,
her chance of kids, now sounds wrecked to me,
the need for children had finally ceased her,
so has the need for eggs at easter.

Old Johnny went into jail today,
he went down for stealing cars,
we were always good drinkin' buddies,
so it'll be nice to see him back behind bars.

Jack was a pilot who was never acknowledged
till the day he felt a poke in the back
he turned to find four P.L.O gunmen
who uttered on ominous, 'Hi Jack!'

By Jeremy J.B. Hughes.