Fundamentalist

Fundamentalist by Neil McCall

He went to church and got inverted;
he took his wife and children to prayer beatings
and made a rod for their own back;

He cast out demons from his house -
they lay claim to all his books and music
and took the whole lot with them
except for the Bible
and The Star-Spangled Banner;

He was doing fine
until he accidentally
loved his neighbour as himself.