Millie's Story

Millie was a lazy bitch
Couldn’t be bothered to sew one stitch
All because she failed to see
One now could save nine presently.

Millie wore her lacy pants
To Sunday lunch at the Manse
What a shock the minister got
While watching Millie’s panties drop

They slowly slithered to the ground
Framed her skinny ankles round
Millie’s face flamed brightly puce
She knew she hadn’t one excuse

Her sloth had cost her very dear
Every stare her soul did sear
One tack in her elastic sewn
Now, her dignity was blown

The moral to this silly tale
If at mending you tend to fail
Or hate to use needle and thread
Use a safety pin instead!