Mind Your Ps And Qs

Mind Your Ps and Qs by Neil McCall

mind those qs
in nightclub loos
then mind your ps
and don't take es
or booze;

don't show your rs
wear sensible os
and shoes;
don't bet on ggs
or ls you'll lose;

cs the time and
work like bs
us your is
be ys,
don't ts;

vs-a-vs sex
don't call your x
he'll only ws
and 1 day k
if you walk this way
you'll be the 1 2 choose.