One for...

One for you
and one for me
and one for the bad week we had.
One for the road
and one for my boss
and one for the taxman
and neighbours too.
None for the bald man
who sits in the corner
with his moth-eaten dog.
Oh, alright then,
we'll get him one too
and one for the young girl
who hasn't a clue.
One for me mother
and one for me aunt.
One for the dentist
and hairdresser new.
I never smoke
but I'll just have one
while I'm out here
havin' all this fun.
Now that's enough,
I'm leaving now.
Gotta get home
to the stupid 'ole cow.