Twice Over

style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt">Insert a
Heathcliff lookalike, and swathes of purple
prose

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Replace bordello underwear with slips
and pantyhose

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt">Describe the
city weather, put some flowers round the
room

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Make the hero smell of leather and the
girl wear French perfume

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt">Have him think
more than he ever says, and say more than he
does

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Turn the action slow and gentle in a
veiled soft-focus fuzz

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt">Stick some
padding fore and after, and describe just how they
meet

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Take the hooks down from the rafters,
sweep the dog turds from the
street

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Give them both a job in publishing, in
health care or in art

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt">And show why
their first marriages were doomed right from the start

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Cut out the scary hairy bits, extend the
kissing scenes,

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt">Now you can sell
your story to the women's magazines!