UM

Um..... I will start my diet Monday
so this is pig out Sunday,

I really will do it this time
and get back in-to those old blue jeans
I will jog around the block
push ups sit ups, I will do the lot.

You will see another me
fit slim nibble and trim,
those old blue jeans I will be in.

(HOLD ON STOP THE POEM) have you ever thought, my shoes still fit
me,why don't my feet get fatter?on second thoughts,good job they don't
who wants their feet two stone over wait.(ooops sorry I mean
(kilograms)

So this is pig out Monday,
well,I had a bad day
and you can't jog in the rain
and I had to finish those cakes
and that vat of wine
the take away is open
blue jeans, here's hopin'