Day 05

Martaro

Gardengnome: So how was it?
*starflower*: Best night of my life. I swear to God I will NEVER wash an inch again!
Gardengnome: What did he look like in real life?
*starflower*: Bit shorter than you'd think but still reeeaaaally hot. He had a suit on and a red necktie and his hair was a bit messy. Oh my GOD, his smile! I nearly fainted!
Gardengnome: Sounds great.
*starflower*: When the presenter asked me if I had any questions for him, my mind just went blank. I looked like such an idiot in front of him. Proper little fangirl. Think I ended up asking him about when he first wanted to act. Something stupid like that.
Gardengnome: Can I ask you something?
*starflower*: I KNOW! He must be about 40 but he's still got it! I totally would.
Gardengnome: Starflower?
*starflower*: Oh crap, I have to go. Got to record documentary and go tell Sherrin about it. I'm still buzzing!
Gardengnome: Saral?
*starflower*: Laters!

Gardengnome: Marry me.

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Dr N. Quellar M.D.

I can understand your concern, Mrs Harver. Recent studies would seem to back up your fears for Cadderine. Let me show you this case study, which has been viewed by many of the top psychiatric practitioners in the country, none of whom came up with any solid conclusions.

See here, this individual we will name Tommy for the purposes of confidentiality. Around December last year, his mother says she gave him a box set of films staring Casey Pollen as a surprise for his birthday. Now I don't know if you watch films at all ' ah, then you'll know about Pollen's trademark look. The scar above the left eye, the battered jacket, the missing thumb, and that distinctive swarthy complexion.