Charlie

"Excuse me officer but what do you think about this?"
I thumb-pop the button on my trousers
as though tossing a coin.
I pull down my trousers and pants.

"And what, sir, do you think of this?"
I thrust out my crotch
but I realise I'm suddenly,
surprisingly,

circumcised.
The officer peers down
from his horse
holding his hat to his head.

He frowns.
The officer dismounts
to take a closer look.
Smiling he plucks
the bulb of my penis
and pops it into his mouth.