The Bursting Bubble

I decided to go to bed early
after a exciting day
But it was mid-night quite late

I snuggled down into bed in my divan
and laid down my head
drifted of to sleep!

I awoke about 2.a.m. as I had laid
on water bottle sometimes
that was already there!

My goodness!
Was that a bit of wet
I could feel.

No! of course not
don't be a fool
But unfortunately as I moved
It was all true!

I called out to him in his bed
As he first put the bottles in
He often throws them down when empty
I don't mean me.

A patch as big as a football
I was laying in
Had to change pyjamas
All over again.

Up we got in to front room
and had a ding! dong! row

The neck of the water bottle
broken
I wished it was him!

Warning!!
inside it states
"Never put boiling water
in "I cried"

So I popped into his bed!
and he into mine.
As no flipping sheet dry.

He turned mattress over
and climbed in.
I had a cup of tea
Maybe it should have been gin!
.
And took a paracetmol
After perfect day
My cherry!
I didn't want another cold on
The chest to begin.