HUMPTY DUMPTY (Not True)

Dumpty, was always tubby at school, but he could!t run or jump properly" He was tip top at most subjects, the girls made him climb the apparatus ladder, he thought he would fall! Dumpty would try to sit there eating his crisps so no one could see him Dumpty loved to blow out his cheeks with his mouth full at the girls if they made fun of him , while the teachers had their backs turned away from him. One day Dumpty started to cut down on starchy foods, and fizzy drinks, he lost weight so quickly that his trousers nearly fell of he had to tighten his belt.
Dumpty at week ends made himself go for walks especially over the downs and high hills he came upon stile but avoided it so sat down on the brick wall. He saw a sign to " Sweet Hill" Oh no" Dumpty shouted !not sweets I can!t have. He could see pub in the distance called "You Can Do It" But did not have any good clothes on "I will go he said " it was all down hill, when he got there Dumpty bought a glass of beer and poured it out and retired in the chair, he fell asleep there after the beer? Dreaming in a world of his own thinking of the girls ,he now could run after! Pleased with all the advice given previously when ,he awoke Dumpty just caught a glance of the golden sun going down over the hill on the horizon. Feel free any comments!alterations. Thanks Margharita. all changed now ?. Hows that. Cx