How Was The Earth Created?

How was the earth
Created?

Many people have different beliefs on how the world was made, depending on their religion. This story is an example and also an “ultimate question”- an existential question which has different answers. This isn’t a real belief. It’s made up.

Buta Muta Kuta Huta made Mars. Then he destroyed Mars. Then he made Mars again. Then he went onto another planet called Planet Kikafrasalasisha. Buta span it around and then accidentally let go of it and it flew into another Galaxy. One of the Aliens in the planet said to his wife; “Well, there goes our plan of living in a nice galaxy,” Buta said in a bored voice, “Oops,” Buta was bored. He was as bored as a Yuwilio playing the saxophone (a Yuwilio, by the way, is a creature who gets very bored when playing a saxophone). He needed a companion.

So Buta made Bobby Jo-Jo, a human that could make planets and humans as well. Now, I bet you’re wondering ‘where do these people live?’ well, here’s you’re answer: They live in sky pillar, a magnificent castle built on clouds.

Now, one day, Buta Muta Kuta Huta was walking around the magnificent castle grounds admiring the beautiful view of his galaxy then he tripped on Tumbleweed (a plant which is easy to trip over) and landed in some grass. Buta had hay fever, so he let out an enormous sneeze and the snot formed Earth! Buta was about to destroy it when Bobby Jo-Jo came up to Buta and protested, “Please don’t destroy it -- it’s nice as a decoration!”
And Buta replied “Well all right, but DON’T make any life forms on it behind my back!” Then the next night, Bobby crept out to Earth (as he called it) and created two humans, one female, one male and called them Mada and Vee. Then he flew to another galaxy. Buta was furious! He was about to destroy Earth but Bobby
Jo-Jo had stolen all his powers! So now Buta was powerless…and a new colony of humans had started on Earth.

The End