The Wacky Adventures of Jim and Professor Maddo
By Ciaran Samuel Pinnell
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The Wacky adventures of Jim and Professor Maddo
By the great grandson of Professor Maddo,
Ciaran Pinnell
Jim was sort of punishing himself now he had decided to go off with a crazy old man. The man was called Professor Maddo and one day he came into Jim’s village and asked Jim if he would go on a big adventure with him. Jim didn’t know what he was doing, and accepted. Now the two were trunching (if ‘trunching’ is a word) up a hill to the destination they had to get to: Happy Land. Now Happy Land is a wonderful land of joy and joyness. But the journey to Happy Land was not so full of Joy and joyness. So there they were; trunching up a hill to the magical land of Happy Land.
After a week, they were still trunching up a hill. It was the same hill they were trunching up in the last paragraph. Finally, a month later, they finally trunched to the top of the hill. Suddenly, Professor Maddo sneezed and he fell back down again and Jim had to run after him. Maddo got to the bottom of the hill and Jim followed him down. So they had to trunch up the hill all over again. But at least they knew where to go now: Up.
So once they got to the top off the hill, they rolled down the other end. It was the best fun they had in ages! They were laughing about, crazy, when they suddenly saw two people in front of them, looking at them as if they were weird. They were weird. At least Professor Maddo was weird. The two people who thought Prof. and Jim were weird started creeping away slowly. Suddenly Jim shouted:
”Wait! Don’t go!” The two people stopped.
“You can come with us, to happy land!” Jim exclaimed.
The one with buck teeth said: “Okey dokey then!”
And the one with weird hair asked: “But Bucky, are you sure it’s safe?”
“Yeah, I’m sure, Scaredy,” Bucky replied.
“O-o-o-ok…” Scaredy said.
“Righto, let’s go! Hehehehehehe!” Professor Maddo said madly.
So the team of four walked on.
Meanwhile, in an evil underground Laboratory, the evil looking Professor Evil looked evilly at the evil television screen. It evilly showed Jim, Professor Maddo, Bucky and Scaredy on the television screen. “I’m going to make sure those four are not going to make it to Happy Land! I don’t why I want do this, but I do this every day of my life! Aren’t I sad? Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Cough! Cough!”
Professor Evil coughed evilly. Suddenly a little worm with a crown on shouted at Prof. Evil: “Oi! Those are my lines!”
But Professor Evil evilly flicked the worm away. Professor Evil turned to his not-so-evil looking minion.
“Make sure you dispose of them.” Prof. Evil said evilly.
“Okey dokey!” Prof. Evil’s Minion said not-so-evilly. “With me, Weirdo, Monster and Tweety!” He shouted at his pets, Tweety the bird, Monster the monster and Weirdo the thingamajig. And the four not-so-evil looking minions walked out the door.
“It’s time to make camp!” Ordered Prof. Maddo. So everyone put out their tents and went to sleep. About two hours later, all three adventurers were sound asleep. ‘Aren’t there meant to be four?’ I hear you ask. There were three sleeping because Jim thought it was a perfect chance to escape back to his village. But when he was creeping away, he tripped over professor Evil’s Minion’s pet called Weirdo. And then suddenly the Minion, Tweety and Monster jumped out. “Er…are you going to Happy Land?” The Minion asked.
“Er…no…I was actually going to my hometown…” Jim replied.
“Ok…right…it’s just that we have to dispose of some guys who are going to Happy Land. Bye!” The Minion said.
“Urgrugh!” Mumbled Monster.
“Twit! Twit! Twit er… I mean tweet! Tweet!” Tweeted Tweety.
Ugsjiobzuijbiojdboiduyntiontyntjk, 0bhtmhiotum!” Exclaimed weirdo.
“Er…ok…bye.” Jim replied. And he walked off. Suddenly he realised that Professor Maddo, Bucky and Scaredy were in danger! So Jim ran back as fast as he can to the camp and shouted to the three others: “We’re in danger!” And the others looked surprised at first, but then they all started laughing! “Ha, Ha! That was a great joke!” Professor Maddo laughed hysterically. “Yeah, great one!” Bucky and Scaredy laughed at the same time. Suddenly the Minion, Monster, Weirdo and Tweety both came from the bushes and both tried to attack the good guys. Suddenly, Professor got out a potion and threw it at the minions. There was a big explosion and the three bad guys teleported somewhere else. “Good going, Professor!” Jim shouted.
“I like chips!” Professor Maddo said. And the four good guys went on.
So they ventured through the wind and rain, through the sandy deserts, through the threatening rainforest, through the stormy seas…oh no…wait…they didn’t do that… sorry. Instead, they just kept trunching through paths. “I’m hungry.” Scaredy said.
A few minutes later…“I’m hungry.” Scaredy said.
Another few minutes later…“I’m hungry.” Scaredy said.
A few minutes later, when Scaredy was offered food:
“I’m not very hungry.” Scaredy said.
A week later, they made it to a town. They all rested in a small hotel called ‘What Am I Doing Here?’ It was a great hotel…well it was great for a one star hotel anyway. After a supper – Plates served with a side order of paper cups – they went to bed and to sleep.
Jim thought of back home, and decided he might as well have an adventure anyway.
In the morning, Jim and Professor Maddo decided to have a walk around town while Bucky and Scaredy stayed back at the hotel.
They strolled around the town square. Lots of people were shouting: “Selling Stuff!” and “Buying stuff!” and “I’m happy!” It was full of markety cheeriness. Suddenly, the Minion, Monster, Weirdo and Tweety jumped from their disguises as shop keepers. (Though I don’t know how a monster, a bird or a weird thing can be disguised as shop keepers) Jim and the Professor were surprised. The minions cornered Jim, the Professor and the citizens. Then suddenly a frog-like creature jumped out of nowhere and hit all the minions. The minions all ran away and all the citizens in the town of El Dues ex Machina celebrated. The frog had saved them! “Who are you?” Jim asked the frog. “Well, I’m called Professor Maddo. And you are?” Maddo said.
“No, not you! I’m asking the frog!” Jim exclaimed.
“I’m called Frog. Hi. I’m a brave and fearless hero!” Frog boasted.
“Well, we’re on our way to the magical land of Happy Land! Professor Maddo said. “Ok, I guess I shall join you.” The Frog said, and they fetched Bucky and Scaredy. When Scaredy first saw Frog he got scared. “Aaah! Wh-wh-who are you?” Scaredy asked.
“I’m called Frog! Hi. I’m a brave and fearless hero.” Frog boasted.
“Well, hi!” Bucky said, and the five walked out of the Town and carried on with their adventure.
Meanwhile, in the underground laboratory, Professor Evil was angry.
“What happened!?” He shouted. The Minion and his pets were scared.
“Excuse me; I just need to go to the secret lavatory.” Weirdo said. “Well, we’re in a secret laboratory right now!” Evil shouted.
“No, a secret Lavotory!” Weirdo said.
“Oh…right…very well.” Professor Evil said. And Weirdo scuttled to the bathroom. “But sir…there was a frog…and…” Minion explained.
“I’ve had enough! I’ll take care of them myself!”
Meanwhile, Jim, Professor Maddo, Bucky, Scaredy and Frog entered into a forest. There were loads of Things about. Now Things are creatures with a head, three eyes (two on the head, one on the body) one big foot and another smaller foot. Things also have a fin next to their head. Scaredy was scared by the Things, but Things are totally harmless. Anyway, the forest was called Thing Forest and things were the only inhabitants. So the five trunched through the woods, enjoying nature, except Scaredy, who was scared of nature. Suddenly, Professor Evil jumped down from the trees!
“O-o-o-oh no! It’s s-s-s-some guy!” Scaredy stuttered.
“What shall we do!?” Jim exclaimed.
“Hahahahaha! I’m so evil!” Evil exclaimed evilly, and got out a sword.
He cornered the five to a tree, and when Frog tried to attack, Evil just pushed Frog out the way. Suddenly all the Things that were crawling about stopped, and started attacking Professor Evil! They jumped all over him and he tried to shake them off.
“Let’s get outta here!” Jim shouted and he, Maddo, Bucky, Scaredy and Frog all ran out of the forest.
Back at the secret Lavotory – er sorry – Laboratory, Evil was crying. “O-o-ok *sniff!* I’m ok…*sniff!* *Sob*” He sniffed. Suddenly his eyes light up. Maybe I should start a new job…like inventing stuff! Yeah! And I could build this machine called Fwewman-Transfer-Ta-Rabbit Devise! Yeah!”
After a week or so, Jim spotted Happy Land. It was such a happy place. I had smiley balloons all over the place, rollercoaster rides and carousels. You could never be sad there. And in the end, Jim’s family came to Happy Land and everyone had a good time.
The End
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