Tiny Elephant Joins Flea Circus

The worlds smallest elephant, only one micron in height. has been discovered living under top Russian scientist Demetry Swaltcof's thumb nail.

When interviewed , Demetry explained how one day he noticed a little blue dot that seemed to be moving under his thumb nail. Demetry said “I quickly cut off the nail and placed it under my microscope, and was amazed to see a perfectly formed tiny blue elephant preforming circus tricks”.

At first, when Demetry told his colleagues about the little elephant they all laughed . Being scientists they were of course very sceptical. Dr Vladermier Boris said “We all thought Swaltcof had lost his mind, until we actually had a look and saw the little fellow for ourselves.

The Russian Boffins confirmed Demetrys amazing discovery. They also realised the commercial potential of the tiny elephant and entered him into Russia's Got Talent. The tiny blue elephant became an instant overnight sensation on the internet and found lasting success in Russia's famous flea circus... Itchy's Tiny Top.