brief verbal fart regarding prince willy

prince willy in active combat
is like a boiled egg
nestled between two cushions of
a brand new plush couch made of woven silk or milk fibers---
and a tele in the room
blaring
“apocalypse now.”

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“…William’s love of the military lifestyle. After marrying Kate Middleton on Friday he is expected to spend most of the next three years in his role as a search and rescue pilot with the Royal Air Force, situated in the Welsh town of Anglesey.

For all his training and exercises, William has made no secret of his desire to serve in active combat and make full use of his military skills.”

-By Martin Rogers, Yahoo! Staff Tue, Apr 26, 2011