Teetotal ..

I have a day off!
Hooray.
I'm meeting my pals later.

It's going to be lovely.
Chatting.
Laughing
But a test of my strength,
as l'll drink only water tonight.

Why's that!?

I cannot have one glass of wine.
It turns into a hellish time.
Losing coats, forgetting purses
are secret things l know about me.

I stagger through into the loo
I look so glamourous, l always do.
But l feel out of control drunk
My face has got Lord Charles eye drop.
I cannot dance cos l fall down
pretending flooring's tripped my gown.

So, if you see us gals tonight
don't offer me a glass of white.
I'll wake up early doors tomorrow,
handbag safe, no tales of horror.

Hallelujah !!