Teetotal ..
By denni1
Sat, 02 Mar 2013
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I have a day off!
Hooray.
I'm meeting my pals later.
It's going to be lovely.
Chatting.
Laughing
But a test of my strength,
as l'll drink only water tonight.
Why's that!?
I cannot have one glass of wine.
It turns into a hellish time.
Losing coats, forgetting purses
are secret things l know about me.
I stagger through into the loo
I look so glamourous, l always do.
But l feel out of control drunk
My face has got Lord Charles eye drop.
I cannot dance cos l fall down
pretending flooring's tripped my gown.
So, if you see us gals tonight
don't offer me a glass of white.
I'll wake up early doors tomorrow,
handbag safe, no tales of horror.
Hallelujah !!
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If one glass turns into two
If one glass turns into two and three I agree-stay off it. Have a great time Denni-knock 'em dead!
;)Pia
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