The Flip Side!

The Flip Side!

Parkinsons’s? Oh, that’s just a slight shaking
Some of those people make far too much fuss
Half the time most of them are just faking
I’ve even seen a few run for a bus.

Oh, they’ll tell you how they suffer at night
But don’t be taken in by them shakers
The truth is they are perfectly all right
So don’t waste sympathy on those fakers

Next thing they’ll be saying they’re in such pain
Don’t listen, I tell you, they’re in great shape
Leave it to me and I’ll try to explain
It’s more to do with the Savignon grape

They should have my trouble then they’d know pain
Because I’m a martyr to my poor feet
If my bunion shoots I know we’re for rain
That’s why, when out, I get offered a seat

So don’t waste your breath on people like that
Don’t give them as much as the time of day
They like an audience when they fall flat.
So be smart ignore them that’s the best way.

For most of the time they’re falling down drunk
So leave them where they fall in the gutter
Look, there’s one more of them drunk as a skunk
Leave him...he’s another Parkinson nutter!