A Lack of Tolerance

Wot! Wot! Wot!

Is that young Algernon Snot?

What have you got?

And what have you not?

Virtues and qualities, not a lot!

Be off! Be off! You're just a clot.

If brains were measured, you'd have a microdot.

If you wrote a book, it'd be a jot.

Well, my nose is hot and I'm going to pot.

To the loo, I will trot.

So get you gone.

And up yer bot.