Call Me!

When he calls to say he’s working late
And you scrape the food from off his plate
Call me.
When he says you’re looking tired and fat
And he moans about the dirty flat
Call me.
When you ask where all his money went
And he can’t justify a pound he’s spent
Call me.
When you ask about his cocaine use
And he comes up with some lame excuse
Call me.
When he sneaks in bed at half past four
And reeks of some old downtown whore
Call me.
When you ask him where he spent the night
And he grabs your neck and squeezes tight
Call me.
When his words cut deep and cause you pain
And forgets your birthday once again
Call me.
When your eyes are full of salty tears
And you think about those wasted years
Call me.
Cos I’ll come over and smash his face in!