I Wish ( Not the Stevie Wonder song!)

I wish I had a house in Spain
I wish I had a Villa
I wish I'd gotten tickets
For the Thriller in Manila!

I wish I had a bar somewhere
I wish I drank Bacardi
I wish I'd bought Nijinski
And then rode him in the Derby!

I wish that I could fly a plane
I wish I had a jumbo
I wish my ears were't quite as big
And my nickname wasn't dumbo!

I wish I wasn't quite as large
I wish I was much thinner
I wish that I had know Keith Floyd
And we'd both gone out for dinner!

I wish I'd been a Doctor
I wish I'd cured the sick
I wish I'd gone to school more
And I wasn't quite as thick!

I wish I read The Telegraph
I wish I read the Times
I wish I had something else to do
Than just make up silly rhymes!