Friends Indeed

By Ewan

Wed, 13 Feb 2008
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Brilliant! Ferdy Bucholz yesterday.
my special girlpal Ellie May
Mapother from far Vanunu-
names I never dreamt I knew -

Deven Kelly, Daran Schlitz
Vikki Morero and Donna Blitz
Ruslan Obov and Jeri Denny
I never knew I had so many.

Friends that is.

I wish they’d send real photographs
(the ones they do just make me laugh
- impossible skin and outrageous winks)
and quit with the endless hyperlinks.

Yah-know-hoo just thinks they’re spam
and hides them away whenever he can,
so with all my bestest pals quite banished,
the contents of my in-box vanish.

Certificate U
Humour

Comments

Submitted by pombal on
Nice one ewan - I get 100s of these and they always make me laugh - the best ones are the guys running away from some civil war with millions they want you to look after ...

 

Submitted by Sooz006 on
Or the grow your own penis ads. And yet some people live their entire lives craving the love emanating from these little boxes... and to think that twenty years ago you couldn't have written this poem ... well unless you had one hell of an imagination and the gift of prophesy. Lovely. I think the best poems are the observational ones that reflect real life.