Hard News (27 March 2009)

North Korea are sending a phallic up-yours
to America, hoping for metal rain over Japan.
Clinton and the Great Black Hope are
proposing a joint strategy for Afghanistan
and its complicit neighbour. Five hostages
to misfortune might be leaving Iraq, sometime soon.

But...

Crappy mobile photos of psychic
phenomena are on the screen receiving
serious consideration by three trained
journalists. The science G.C.S.E. is too
E.C.P.C and the morons on the sofa
are telling us words like 'hence' and its
'forth'-right brother and even harmless 'bijou'
are pretentious and we shouldn't use them.