Millicent Frome

Poor old Millicent

lives in Bewilderment,

just down the road from Despair.

Her daughter, called Imogen

is not the most diligent,

and relies on “Community” care -

with a bed-bath on Mondays

a pedicure some Sundays

and the occasional washing of hair.

There were many excuses,

to visit Philipoussis,

“as the children needed fresh air.”

Now travel’s forbidden,

the will’s been rewritten,

as Imogen bellows ‘Not Fair!