Rock,Scissors,Paper

Let's play Rock, Scissors, Paper
for the premiership,
and not football, though perhaps
we might as well.

No, let's not bother with polling
for Clegg this time.
Libdems might choose paper
once too often.

Dave will smile and not need to shave -
convincing us
that Tories won't rely on the
same old rock.

Whoever's got the scissors knows
it's all up for
Gordon still papering over
party cracks.

But it's Rock, Scissors, Paper:
there's no majority
for any: and certainly
no winners.