Splurge IP

Gucci, Armani or Jimmy Choo?
I truly need them, I really do.
Amex, Diner's, my Visa Card
- not to use them is just too hard.
Maxim's, Bibendum and tea at the Ritz:
I'm dancing along to the Bank Account Blitz.
Diamonds, emeralds, a necklace of jade
a moment in Tiffany's and a fortune is paid.
I cannot resist this primeval urge,
the handbag is open - it's time for a splurge.