We Are Awaiting Developments

The planned 500,000 dwellings will go ahead:

these will all be affordable housing,

subject to credit and criminal record checks .

The 50,000 nurses will arrive in time,

just as soon as the annual salary reaches

the limit for immigration-guaranteed income.

We have rationalised the Police forces

into one national body, except for Police Scotland

as we expect this to be funded by the new state.

All police officers will be armed on duty,

the new black uniforms will soon be introduced

as soon as the supplier for jackboots has been found.

10,000 new jobs will be created in the new Border Guards:

big data background checks will be stringent,

timescale is also dependent on jackboot supply.

The new exit visa will be free of charge

for those deemed surplus to requirements:

STEM graduates will need to qualify.

Student loans for STEM undergraduates

will be amortized for ten years minimum

at which point the repayment phase may begin.

All schools will recite the citizen’s oath

at the start of the working day

just before the singing of the new anthem.

We are all in this together,

we are one nation,

we are awaiting developments.