A Paltry Political Broadcast

To get one’s foot through a crack in the door
to enter into discourse,
is no simple feat.
One must enter prepared.
One must be as one. Brain and oral cavity ought to collaborate simultaneously, instantaneously,
much like the twist and grind action of
the pepper mill.
One’s prose should rise from the heart
to the lungs to the
tip of the tongue
and then dive into the atmosphere where
others can either funnel the words into their
ears
or,
absorb them through osmosis.
Either way, one must make sure one
enunciates with ones eyes.
Sugar glazed insincerity should be avoided at all costs,
especially, when one is dealing with the particularly
intelligent
or, the subjugated masses.
One must anticipate queries from other parties
if one wants to steer clear of burst facial capillaries,
and a spontaneous weak bladder.
One may think that one may be able to bluff by
using lesser known vernacular or by avoiding response
via the use of a surgically enhanced smile or a rain cheque.
Bluffers take note: Those of you who intend to not talk your way into having
your way,
by vomiting transparencies and seeking shelter
behind your little finger,
Beware.
Hungry ears, bide their time