Horrid Horace

By Geertje Jong

Sun, 16 Jan 2011
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Horrid Horace was a beast
Bringing spiders to the feast
Horrid Horace was not nice
Stealing all the sugared mice

Throwing Lizards in the cream
Scaring girls to make them scream
Horrid Horace was not clever
When told to be good
He would shout 'Never!'

Horrid Horace was not clean
Mashing mud into the beans
Horrid Horace was so bad
He just made his mother sad

He would make his sister cry
As horrid Horace ate her pie
And when asked who may have done it
He would sigh........

It wasn't me, it wasn't me
It was that horrid bumble bee........

Certificate U
All that I am
Humour

Comments

Submitted by Silver Spun Sand on
Horace really does sound horrid, Geertje! Tina;-)

 

Submitted by Geertje Jong on
I wrote him after I had been to a childrens party with one of my children many years ago, there was a little boy there who's antics were so over the top (perhaps he had had to many additives or sugar, but he managed to wreck the whole party), I felt so sorry for the child who's party it was... Thank you for the comment Tina. Geertje