On the Beach

Lets go and play chess with Death on the beach
He's sure to be out there today
Its sunny and hot - he likes that a lot
The ideal conditions for play.

Oh lets go and play chess with Death on the beach
He likes to sit down by the dock
Its better than Hades - there's half-naked ladies
And ice cream and donkeys and rock.

So lets go and play chess with Death on the beach
He's bored with the realms of the damned
You know that his goal really should be your soul
But he'd rather just lose and get tanned.