Why is he trying to act white?

Yep! i have been trying to act white for a while now.
From what people say behind my back i think that i have actually finally arrived. Ndafika?!
But let me tell you, it hasn't been an easy journey by any means.
But for every white girl i dated, rock and alternative album i listened to, white friend i made, predominately white nightclub i partyed in, words i dared to pronounce correctly, private school i ever attended, middle-class suburb i grew up in; it was well worth it because i have made it.
Look at me in all my splendour, Damnit! Look at me!?
When ever have you seen a 'Man of my race' look so distinguished?
I saw the 'white' at the end of the tunnel and reached it.
i would like to thank everyone for this coconut, muSalad award. It shows that my hard work has not gone unnoticed. Apologies for taking so long. I will continue to make you proud and will not disappoint all of you...