Cats

What’s up pussy cat, you can tell me
I don’t think so my owner, but let us just see
What do think about cats ruling the world
I guess dogs would have something to say about that, my little girl
Don’t little girl me and don’t worry about the dogs
They’re too reliant on humans and as stupid as frogs
So yet again I ask you about cats ruling the world
Never happen my little one you’re too loving and serve
Oh really owner, who do you think that we serve
Well your owners of course, people you observe
Think again owner you’re being absurd
In fact owners serve us, you feed us and tidy up our poo
We don’t feed you and you deal with your poo too
So think again owner and stroke me some more
Not being worshipped is the one thing I abhor.